I'd put this one down in the Innovative Category! I am a modern Buddhist myself, so I thought a few minutes wondering if I would buy it over a stock iPhone that I have now. Then again, they probably Have An App For That, I just haven't looked.
Here is a picture link: http://s.fsdn.com/sd/articles/09/05/26/1717255-1-thumblg.png
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"by interkin3tic (1469267) Friend of a Friend on 07:05 PM May 26th, 2009 (#28102979)
The world is full of people who don't take their professed religions seriously.
On behalf of agnostics worldwide, I -might- be offended by that statement."
To which I added:
There's a meeting of Agnostics Anonymous next week. I think. But the group leader won't call me back to confirm.
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Joke based on a reference to an old Zen Koan:
by synthesizerpatel (1210598) Alter Relationship on 06:32 PM May 26th, 2009 (#28102585)
Three Zen Buddhist monks standing on a hill on a breezy day observe a prayer flag flapping in the wind.
The first monk says "Flag is moving."
The second monk says "Wind is moving."
The third monks cell-phone plays the crazy-frog ring-tone as he gets spam SMS'd by his provider.
All three monks fail to achieve enlightenment.
I added:
The monastery provides the local service.
The SMS reads:
"Your Phone is Moving."
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More Koan jokes:
AC asked: "Does a phone have a Buddha-nature?"
Me: "Mu"
(Based on the old Koan that "Mu" is simultaneously a literal "no" but also "referencing Buddha Nature".
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